Who owns this shithole?

[Duchess]

Can we make a bet on who makes Duchess laugh first in the morning?

Be sure to tell us, Duchess.

You & Donkeh win, hands down. He's a very entertaining lil' critter isn't he.

Dick never makes me laugh...he's a hemorrhoid.

I heard someone at the racetrack use that expression & I've been waiting for an opportunity to use it myself & lo and behold there's Dick, the biggest pain in the ass I've ever had.