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[Middle Finger]

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

Nathan, again - do you wear any makeup at all, or have any piercings? If so, where are they. Be honest, you emo fuck. Be honest.

Sigh. I had a feeling it was too much to hope that my question with another question would confuse you, I hope you didn't trip and fall down the stairs in your dazed state, fuckhead.

No, I don't wear makeup or have piercings, it's a fucking username I selected at random, you oblivious dwarf. But don't let that stop you, the only thing you've even used to put up an offensive is a photo of a fat emo (hint: emos don't care for METAL), and I wouldn't want to take away your candy. You stupid bitches need all the help you can get.

Dear assuming asshole, I wasn't thinking that you must wear makeup or have piercings because of your username. I don't even know what your username references. I didn't do research on you. I already explained that you're not that important. I was just asking you out of curiosity. I am trying to find something interesting about you but it's proving to be quite difficult.