*4th of July*

[Midwest Spy]

In honor of the guy from the 'Jackass' movies that recently died, my dad, my brother, my brothers-in-law and my sons will be simultaneously lighting bottle rockets in each others asses at precisely 10:00 CDT.

I can't help but notice the lack of your name in that endeavor.

Well, when you're co-ordinating the effort, someone needs to be available to assist with lighting, preparing protective covering (ballsacks), etc. You understand.