07-05-2011, 07:56 PM
(07-05-2011, 07:16 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I'm kinda hoping everyone figures this out.
Oh . . . I've figured it out.
If the local chapter president of NAMBLA comes to me and says they need my help, I'm supposed to accept them as clients.
Or the American Nazi Party goose-steps into my office and begs for my guidance, I can't refuse.
Or the AZ DNC or RNC committee asks me to perform an audit of their organization, I gotta jump right to it.
Or the alchoholic father of three who owns the local Lexus dealership, cheats on his wife and harasses his employees? Can't say "No."
Get real.
Oh wait! Was I supposed to mention homos and IV drug users, too?
Or lumberjacks?