Seriously WTF is this for?

[sally]

Hey, sally! How's our Mock baby?

I bet you are skinny again already. Fit into your jeans yet?

She's actually a really good baby, especially compared to my other two who didn't let me sleep at all for a year.

I tried my jeans on yesterday and I did get them buttoned, but I could only wear them for about two minutes before going into spontaneous combustion.