Seriously WTF is this for?

[Duchess]

I have handled a lot of boobies some of them were breast feeding boobies and some of them had been breast feeding boobies and some of them were just waiting for the chance to be breast feeding boobies.

Sir, given your vast experience with a variety of boobies have you been able to determine if anything over a handful REALLY is a waste or is it a bold lie fabricated by man to placate their flat chested partners?