08-08-2011, 12:39 AM
I hate when people try to guilt new mothers into breastfeeding. Titty bullies.
You drop the baby in a field and nurse until your tits look like mudflaps. I'm going to the hospital, getting an epidural, and letting the nurses bottle feed that night so I can get some damn sleep. I want to like my baby later.
When my kids ask if they were breastfed, I tell them HELL NO. They are relieved. Somehow they still bonded. I know this because they call me first when they need money.
You drop the baby in a field and nurse until your tits look like mudflaps. I'm going to the hospital, getting an epidural, and letting the nurses bottle feed that night so I can get some damn sleep. I want to like my baby later.
When my kids ask if they were breastfed, I tell them HELL NO. They are relieved. Somehow they still bonded. I know this because they call me first when they need money.