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[Fibonacci Prima]

Your cleverness is a mere illusion . . . it's only seen by you.

Your health care references are a sophomoric attempt to assert authority . . . something I'm sure is lacking in any aspect of your life. And that is sad. So you play the know-it-all and feign tough - all in an effort to satisfy your need to be noticed and revered.

The joke? The joke is the REAL RNs who are laughing and toying with you. You had no idea they are nursing professionals because this forum and its threads are all about you!

This is your stage, your one moment to step in the spotlight and spew your ahem 'knowledge', 'insight' and 'facts' that, in real life, everyone else ignores.

You've had your ass handed to you many times and you were clueless. It won't be the last time, either. The phony tough routine may work on drive through cashiers, but not in here, twat. At least not for long or with me.

This is being said in the Newbie area . . . outside of the Cell Block threads. If you wanna rag or bitch at me, we'll take it to Some Honest Therapy - BUT NOT IN THE CRIME FORUM.

BTW - Trim your fucking quotes you egotistical fucking post whore. It was shitty the first time we read it and it doesn't get better the second time. Figure out how to do it, Dickless Tracy, before you solve the Great Filling Station Hold-Up.

So, bitch . . . wanna educate me some more or can I get back to trying to get into partsdiva's jeans and bank account?

Not clipping that quote. It would be a crime. I teared up a little reading the beauty and truth held within the above words.

You have obviously forgotten most of that one, online community college Psychology 101 course you enrolled in, but never completed. Remember this class and your college? You were so certain that the commercial with the girl attending it in her pajamas was legitimate. It was the class taught by that foreigner whose name consisted only of vowels and no student, to this date, can pronounce it.

Clearly you have displaced onto me your anger surrounding obnoxious and frightening figures. All those weekends your stepmom molested you at Chuck E Cheese likely pushed you into falsely envisioning me as a giant rat. You will need to schedule numerous back-to-back appointments in Some Honest Therapy.

You seem to know an awful lot of detail of said 'online community college' instructors. Experience, no doubt. You do realize that 'diploma' printed from a pdf file is only valid in Guam. And maybe the third floor supply closet of that mental hospital in which you reside.

I never claimed to be the wittiest of people but I am far from a "tard".

Not nearly as far as you like to think.