When was the last time you swum naked?

[Maggot]

It's ok Maggot, It does make me sad that you have to swim nekkid by yourself though doesn't the wife ever join you?.

The reason I stayed out so long was because she was having some silly Bahai thing going on, had they known I was in the backyard swimmin nekked they may have fainted. But a few of them might of joined me. Especially Pricilla, she's a hot babe. But no,they ignored me because I was like a silent fart in a windstorm.