08-26-2011, 08:06 AM
Reminds me of an old story.
A man goes to A & E with a bottle of ketchup stuck up his arse, he says he come back home after shopping and realised he had locked himself out. He saw an open bedroom window, put his shopping down and began to climb the drainpipe. He then says he trousers and underpants fell down and he fell backwards landing ass first on the ketchup bottle.
The only problem with his story?, the ketchup bottle had a condom on it.
Hmmmmm.......
A man goes to A & E with a bottle of ketchup stuck up his arse, he says he come back home after shopping and realised he had locked himself out. He saw an open bedroom window, put his shopping down and began to climb the drainpipe. He then says he trousers and underpants fell down and he fell backwards landing ass first on the ketchup bottle.
The only problem with his story?, the ketchup bottle had a condom on it.
Hmmmmm.......
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.