08-26-2011, 06:36 PM
(08-26-2011, 04:45 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I won't ask what number your present wife is but I'm curious to know if you kept marrying until you found one that would make you a sammich. Thanks!
You can ask..I'm pretty much an open book, and consider myself honest.
I'm on wife #3 (year #7, so that's a personal best). All three of'em had no qualms about making me a sammich...or at least offering, as a good wench should.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.