09-07-2011, 02:41 PM
too damn bad they had rubber bands on their claws! what an asshole. Associated Press
D'IBERVILLE, Miss. -- A man in southern Mississippi is accused of trying to walk out of a D'Iberville grocery store without paying for food items he'd stuffed into his cargo shorts including live lobsters.
Police Chief Wayne Payne says 35-year-old Nathan Mark Hardy was arrested Saturday after allegedly being caught stuffing food into his cargo shorts - two bags of jumbo shrimp, a pork loin and two live lobsters. NICE!
Payne says Hardy, of Biloxi, tried to escape by throwing the pork loin
at employees at the local Winn Dixie but fell while running away. He was arrested at the scene. ASSAULT WITH DEADLY PORK LOIN!! The shoplifting charge is a misdemeanor, but Hardy remained jailed Wednesday in the Harrison County jail with no bond pending a hearing on a probation violation.
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