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[HairOfTheDog]

So I read the rules before I posted. I noticed the porn/nudity standard seem a bit strict.

My guess is there's one or two fat chicks with self image problems on staff. Me personally, I like hot skinny chicks. But that's just me. I guess big girls need a place too.

WTF with boards run by women anyway?

It's a secret plot, but I'm sure the secret will be safe with a proud rejected troll from the banned nation. There is a small faction of hot women, leading people to believe that they're fat chicks posing as hot women, conspiring to rule the world of internet forums.

You wouldn't happen to be a conspiracy theorist, would you? You don't have to tell me if it will put me in danger.