I've come here for an argument

[Itchy Brother]

When you start a thread saying 'I have come here for an argument' you are going to have Mockers coming out of the woodworks to take a sneaky peek. Certainly got my attention. Clever marketing. Nice to meet you.

Thanks. It's funny because I'm a novice when it comes to forums. Fortunately, I did manage to get the part about starting an intro thread.

My subject was a riff on the old Monty Python skit and I chose it because... well, because Al Gore invented the internet so we could argue, didn't he? Or maybe it was to exchange pr0n or something? I don't know.

I do know that nanoliters of electrons have been spilled in arguments over the Knox trial so I assumed I'd end up being a part of that here. I'm sure most of you have more important things to discuss.