why are you a dork?

[Lady Cop]

be honest. what makes you dorky?

i am a dork because the manual that came with my new car is about the size of "War and Peace" and i haven't read it.
consequently i couldn't figure out how to turn the heat on. or the defrosters.
or change the clock.
last week my backseat passenger could not open door to get out and i had to call the dealer to find out why it was locked from the inside like a cruiser. it seems there is some damn kiddie lock on it i had inadvertently activated.
i can not get used to push-button ignition. i have walked away and left the car locked and running about 7 times now. the engine is so quiet i couldn't hear it.

that is merely one topic that makes me an official dork.

how about you? purge yourself. embrace your inner dork. tell us so we can sneer at you.