12-16-2011, 09:16 PM
Yeah, thats right twinkle the lights fantastic bitches. I will be in the Toys-R-us parking lot Saturday morning at 5:30 AM. They are having a sale 50% off all toys in the Goddamn store and Ima gonna get all the Woody, slinky, toy story,monster high shit I can fuckin find.
Yup, I am spending at least 150.00 on my kids this year and this sale will save my ass. I will be there early and will be willing to elbow any bitch that gets in my fucking way, You wanna play woobly wheel with MY shopping cart fuckers and your gonna get maced with this can of silly string tucked under my armpit bitch.
After I may have a nice breakfast all alone. Thats right....all....alone! Me the waitress, my coffee and runny eggs with bacon.
Yup, I am spending at least 150.00 on my kids this year and this sale will save my ass. I will be there early and will be willing to elbow any bitch that gets in my fucking way, You wanna play woobly wheel with MY shopping cart fuckers and your gonna get maced with this can of silly string tucked under my armpit bitch.
After I may have a nice breakfast all alone. Thats right....all....alone! Me the waitress, my coffee and runny eggs with bacon.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.