And with that

[Cracker]

A) the shop i work in is not privately owned. Asshole.

B) He was barely over the legal limit and passed the sobriety tests. They were going to let us walk home since we were 4 houses away, but decided to administer a breathalyzer. Having one drink in our state puts you over the "legal" limit. He had two. GASP! His probation officer found an empty beer bottle in our trash on a surprise visit, left there by a friend of mine. Even though he didn't drink it, its in violation of his probation. The breathalyzer and the piss test showed negative, but they are making an example of him. Before you ask, the cops followed us from the restaurant we were at and puller him over for crossing the double yellow line, which he may have bc there were 2 illegally parked cars out into the street. It was either hit them or pull around them.

A.) If the shop you "work at" isn't privately owned, you are posting on the taxpayer's dime. That isn't a good use of public resources. What kind of "automotive specialty shop" is run by big gov? Cop car shop? Do they know you live with a felon around your kids? Do your parents know?

B.) The criminal lifestyle is very interesting to me. I like to see what excuses people make, what stories they tell to avoid prosecution, and how they justify their law-breaking to normal people. Please, continue.

Do you have any business you consider personal? Because I wouldn't move in some man on probation to live with my small children while I wasn't legally divorced from my abusive husband. It all sounds mucho crazy-as-fuck to Cracker.

Please don't continue explaining this, you're just giving people more material to mock you with. Unless that's your intent.

Shhhhh.