Christmas Eve

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We're going to a party tonight. White elephant gift exchange. It's a fun group of friends so I'm actually looking forward to it. For our gifts we bought a remote controlled fart machine, the world's largest pair of men's tightie whities (well maybe not the largest but they're a size 100--we had the host in mind when we bought those), a Snuggie and twenty $2.00 scratch off lottery tickets. Guess which one will actually be popular?

The kids get to open one gift.

I'ma watch the 49'ers today!