What really annoyed the hell out of you today?

[Cracker]

My slippers are elk and my everyday work boots are Danners my climbers are Whites and my western boots are custom fitted and handmade and my tennis shoes are Converse.

Okay, Dick.

I don't even feel like explaining having different pairs of shoes just because they look good with certain outfits. If you have at least three different colors of Chuck Taylors we can discuss this. If not, let's not.

I find it amusing you want to discuss my boots with me. Oh, and my slippers are from Target. I don't wear those out of the house (very often, haha). You can be the shoe diva if you want.

Dick, Legend and Shoe Diva because he is Fabuloooouuuus!