01-08-2012, 09:16 AM
(01-08-2012, 03:15 AM)Cracker Wrote: I just farted. I hardly ever do that. One time I farted and woke myself up out of a dead sleep.
I read somewhere that people pass gas 15 times a day. That is bullshit. I poot like twice a week, sometimes not that much.
That reminds me...
Where I work, you can either work 5 eights or 4 tens. Most people do 4 tens, but I have young kid still so I do the 5 eights with about 6 other people. Friday we were having an end of the day meeting (I think they do that shit so I don't slip out early) with 4 women. A lady I work with just leaned over and farted. I laughed my ass off (I was rubbing my foot with my boot off at the time) and another lady got pissed and stood up and told us she would be back when we were ready to be professional. The other lady just sat there. Me and the farter laughed for a good ten minutes then we went home. haha
I more than make up for your lack... if I were a planet, I'd be Jupiter.
Some guy at work thought it'd be cute to poke me in the ribs on both sides while I was bent over helping someone on her computer and I let out this incredibly high pitched fart when he did. I had to leave the office I was laughing so hard. I could have killed him though, that asshole. Keep your fucking hands to yourself.