01-13-2012, 10:17 PM
(01-13-2012, 09:42 PM)ESAD Wrote: Pointless quoterererer
Do you think it is creepy when women call their lovers "daddy"? I do. I think it smacks of dysfunction.
I have a butt fucking story about a butter bean:
There is a super bad dive bar where I used to live when I first moved to Georgia. Of course it was my favorite bar. There was this beautiful lady all the men called "Butter Bean". None of the men would take her home or buy her drinks. I asked my friend about why they called her that and why they didn't hit on her. The story: One of the guys (Norm, total redneck tard) was butt fucking her behind the bar. He pulled out his penis, and there was a perfect butter bean (lima bean in redneck speak) on the end of it.
That was the story. I was confused about why it was ok to have poop on your penis, but food was more gross.
Any thoughts?