Here's your BIG CHANCE, LC....

[Tommy Tourette]

A chance to change law enforcement in a positive way and become FAMOUS!

Look, all experienced felons know to face their nostrils at the camera for mug shots. It is very unnatural and does not look like they do in real life.

Start a campaign to get cops to make the fuckers look at a dot BELOW the lens before snapping the pic.

Now don't that make a helluva lotta sense?