What really annoyed the hell out of you today?

[Cracker]

Sure. I'm all for going down the hershey highway.

Most women are like you, though. One and done. No adventure.

Gay homo.

You have not had sex with most women. I'm not sure why you pretend your midwestern cows are anything like the rest of us, but go ahead if it helps.

I'm sure most women wouldn't talk to you, much less let you poke them in the ass.