What really annoyed the hell out of you today?

[Duchess]

Most everyone thinks farting is funny.

I don't see the humor in it. I think it's crass.

I was at a dinner party once & someone farted, for a split second you could have heard a pin drop & then conversation immediately started, no one acknowledged it. I excused myself & covered my mouth with my napkin, I knew if one little laugh escaped I was going to lose it completely.

I've been in situations where I've laughed inappropriately, I can't control it at all. I do it at viewings/funerals, I always sit near the back so I can get the hell out if it starts to happen, it's just awful.