11-21-2008, 10:55 AM
What do you call an Arab flying an airplane?
The pilot.
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A Jew is a person adhering to the Jewish faith and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, usually circular bread covered with tomato sauce and cheese with optional garnishes.
"Doctor, Doctor. I think I'm going deaf."
"Okay, well book an appointment for Thursday afternoon. I can run some tests on you and get to the bottom of the problem. See you Thursday, goodbye."
"Thanks Doctor, bye."
why did the man cross the road?
to get to the hospital, he had cancer
Why did the blonde jump off the bridge?
Because she was a manic depressive with poor social skills and her loneliness became too much to bare.
The pilot.
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A Jew is a person adhering to the Jewish faith and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, usually circular bread covered with tomato sauce and cheese with optional garnishes.
"Doctor, Doctor. I think I'm going deaf."
"Okay, well book an appointment for Thursday afternoon. I can run some tests on you and get to the bottom of the problem. See you Thursday, goodbye."
"Thanks Doctor, bye."
why did the man cross the road?
to get to the hospital, he had cancer
Why did the blonde jump off the bridge?
Because she was a manic depressive with poor social skills and her loneliness became too much to bare.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.