PATIENCE

[Cracker]

I think I have a set amount of patience b/c usually by 3 every day, I have none and most definitely by noon on Friday my eyes are rolling around in my head so much it's a miracle they don't roll right out of their sockets.

What do the men at work call you when you aren't around?

I watched a man kiss ass for 10 minutes straight today in my boss's office. People really don't like that as much as ass kissers think they do.

I make more than he does without kissing any ass. I wonder if he secretly hates me.