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[HairOfTheDog]

While I do not have credentials as a mental health professional, it doesn't take a fucking MD to understand what is up with you Smegma. You don't have a mental illness, you have a personality disorder. Any reaction to YOU is the mission. Okay by you to infringe on other people's comfort levels here just so you can get MF's goat (and it doesn't appear he gives a flying fuck about you anyway). Go for it. But it pisses me off to see you tell someone to calm the fuck down as if they are being irrational when it is clearly you who has the problem. "I don't understand what I did wrong", "I am being falsely accused". Horseshit.

Diagnostic Criteria:
Histrionic Personality Disorder

A pervasive pattern of excessive emotionality and attention seeking, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

-is uncomfortable in situations in which he or she is not the center of attention
-interaction with others is often characterized by inappropriate sexually seductive or provocative behavior
-displays rapidly shifting and shallow expression of emotions
-consistently uses physical appearance to draw attention to self
-shows self-dramatization, theatricality, and exaggerated expression of emotion
-is suggestible, i.e., easily influenced by others or circumstances
-considers relationships to be more intimate than they actually are

If I had a bowl, I'd be smoking it - so save any advice you'd like to toss my way.