why are you a dork?

[Cracker]

Oh, mirror in the sky, what is love?

Can the child within my heart rise above?

Can I sail through the changing ocean tides?

Can I handle the seasons of my life?

Mmm-hhh, mmm-hhh, I don't know.

(All pertinent questions as we move into our later years).

There are two versions of this, right? Stevie Nicks (funeral song for my dad, thanks for the bad memory), called "Changes" maybe? Something like that.