Hey Oscar...

[Oscar]

Haha..as usual, you're so wide of the mark it's like you have this uncanny skill of guessing pretty much the exact opposite of everything.

It seems your employer gets great value from you as well, if this is you 'working'

I'm self employed although I appreciate that's a fairly new concept to the welfare dependent In your swamp. How Is the logging going these days by the way?
We also have technology here In England. I pads and laptops although these are limited to the South of England where people can understand the Instructions unlike the North where some are still trying to work out how to cook a potato.
Also limited to the South of England Is Irony and a sense of humour. There was a urban myth that a small amount of Irony once boarded an Atlantic crossing In an Irish man's duffle bag. Rumour has It that the little fella made It as far as Manhattan and was then lost. If you stumble across the Irony, do let us know as we often wonder what happened to It.
Now you can go back to beating your wife.