So how's life In Rotherham these days Ninja ?

[Oscar]

Oscar,

I don't think Duchess likes you. I think maybe because of the old cat lady association or because CN/OP whines like a bitch. Either way, be cautious.

Also, somebody should really tell CN/OP that the mail slot is for letters, not for a little pick-me-up for the mail carrier in the afternoons...

Sincerely,
Cracker

That's a shame about Duchess not liking me. After all, as I sit here looking at her photograph, I quite like her look. Especially that shade of blonde hair and those french polished nails. That little woollen hat is quite cute as well.