03-29-2012, 01:36 PM



The vicar

He had to undergo surgery to extract a potato from his arse.
A&E nurse Trudi Watson said: 'He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.

'But it's not for me to question his story.'
She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriƩre, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation.