the 2012 trivial drivel thread

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Oh, just go suck your thumb, geez. Freakin wa-wa. sodium phfffffft

You won't be saying that when your wife is changing your diaper after you have a stroke, mister.

High bp runs in my family. I sometimes test high but so far I've been able to keep it down enough without medications or anything. I'd like to keep it that way.

Farewell mcmuffins!!! *sobs*