04-17-2012, 04:17 PM
(04-17-2012, 04:11 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(04-17-2012, 04:04 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Here's a depiction of username in 5 years, MS:
She's really rockin' the blue hair and purple shoes, with her purse/weapon hidden in her rain coat. Mean old bat. You better wrangle her and Krystal up quickly; tick tock. I can't make it, but will edit the video - always wanna do my part.
Good to see you, perv!.
Looks like User's going downhill... FAST. This multi-way hookup needs to happen yesterday.
BTW, I know Gear's been raving about Russian and Polish (big hooters) prostitutes, but, until you've, *cough* 'met' a Colombian or Venezuelan woman, you haven't lived.
Those poor Secret Service guys never had a chance.
I dunno, the scars you get from those soulless Russian hoors is worth the trip all by itself. When they reach for you you don't know until the last second whether it's to run their fingers in your hair or rip out your throat. And the way they whisper "I would like some making fuck..."