Beauty Secrets for Mock Women from Men

[Midwest Spy]

Men will be able to help you dress better and look more desirable.

Particularly gay men and a good plastic surgeon.

Get yourself a 'homo makeover' and some lipo and you'll be an instant hit.

Whoda thunk you would be the one wandering around a womens beauty thread...I'm SHOCKED!!!

Hey, I was lost with all that Noxema talk and didn't want LC tasering my balls.

I thought, hey, 'I know how to make women really beautiful!'

Find gay men to help them.