Beauty and Fashion Tips for the Ladies of Mock

[ramseycat]

do you two bitches have any beauty tips??

She already looks old as fuck, too late. I would suggest she not dress like an old lady and do something with that fucked up Bozo hair and pinched bird face...

I still use Noxema, keep it in the shower. I don't wear much makeup usually, natural palette if I do, especially during the day. Some people don't realize how outdated they are with fucked up clown eye shadow and mom jeans.

Yea, I look old. That is why people always mistake me for being in my 30's. Mom jeans? Yea, if you consider low rise jeans mom jeans. Throw up a pic Crackass and prove you are really as lovely as you claim. You can't cuz you ain't.