12-02-2008, 02:07 PM
Middle Finger Wrote:DPD Chick Wrote:I think I like it already.
Just found out about this place, I'm bored at work and could use the entertainment.
I'm a 32 y/o mom of 2, married for 13 years (next week).
OK go ahead.::coffee:: Say something impressive, funny, exciting ... something that moves us. Basically, bitch, start proving your value.
Welcome aboard. ::wave:: ::finger::
impressive? I'm double jointed everywhere, a pretty bendy gal
funny? two guys walk into a bar; third one ducks?
exciting? I said I was a 32 y/o mom, what could I possibly do that's exciting? went out all weekend and got drunk, leaving my husband at home with the kids that's about as exciting as it gets their may have been some lesbion action in there, but I black out when I drink so I'm not sure.
moving? Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference