do you believe in ghosts?

[Donovan]

schoolmarms. Don't tell me you're a real southerner and don't know what a schoolmarm is. You know, pink fuzzy sweaters, fond of walks in the woods and romantic comedies, love Michael Buble and the goddamn Twilight series, think Jesus would be the perfect boyfriend because he'd never ask for a blowjob. Got a stick jammed so far up their asses if they fart it'd put somebody's eye out, but of course they don't fart. Ever. Not even with a gun pointed at them.

Fucking schoolmarms.