Ass kisser award Winner announced

[Ma Huang Sor]

Reading comprehension isn't a forte of yours I see. So I'll try to 'splain Lucy...if I used you as a yardstick to measure my popularity, we'd have to change yards to inches. Kind of like dumbing it down, but I thought I'd give you another chance at it. For most people a yard is 36 inches...in your case you're a couple inches short of a foot.

Try to keep up. The funny bleeds out when you have to 'splain.