Mock me!

[Midwest Spy]

Must be tough being an assless chap, eh MS?

Assless chaps.

A personal favorite of mine.

Any context that I can use it in, I will.

All chaps are assless, otherwise they would be leather pants.

If you're a good boy, I'll post a pic in my "assless" chaps in the near future.

Two questions:

1. What do I have to do to be 'good'?

2. Will your posted pic include anything under the chaps?

Depending on the answer, Q2 may make Q1 null and void.