Would you?

[HairOfTheDog]

My only preference really is that they be real, I don't care for implants.

small and hard is nice, medium sized and hard is nice, large and saggy I'm not so much into.

Of course you have decided that what attracts me in the first place is the breasts, which isn't entirely accurate.

Not that I don't notice but really they are only a part of the package and I would rather be with a little less atractive woman that I'm compatable with than a beauty that I can't stand to hear talk or see walk or that is so small and self centered that she can't be real ever.

Well, you won me over. ASSUMING YOU AND I WERE BOTH AVAILABLE, with enough alcohol, a pit fire, you playing guitar and schooling me on the Constitution, you agreeing to play Black Crowes "She Talks to Angels" while I sing and sway (shaddup Maggot, it's a good song!), you refraining from telling me that Ducatis are for wannabes, I'd deem you "fuckable" for a Springtime. Eventually, your closemindedness (or my "liberalness" from your point of view) would prompt an amicable romantic separation, but a lifelong friendship would ensue, I suspect. Since we'll never actually meet in real life, you're just a dick and I'm just a dog. Perfect.

Btw, I didn't assume you were breast-oriented, you never indicated such. MS is the honest hooter man. I'd just seen the "more than a mouthful" line from others on-line, but never once had it held against me () IRL and wanted an honest male opinion. I'm admittedly a little top heavy, but all real and not so large as to be saggy (yet). I agree; sexy is more about the real compatabilities and friction than superficial beauty.

In the spirit of this honest male/female exchange we've got goin' on, I'll admit that size absolutley matters when it comes to male stuff, to me. I'd love to say that I'm less superficial than most women in that regard, but that would be a lie. Less than a mouthful would be a deal breaker, for me. It's not fair, but it's true.

Okay, HOTD votes "fuckable" for Dick.

My friend aussie, what say you? You could be the victory vote for Dick or you could force a tie-breakin' bid. You have the power!