06-19-2012, 09:46 PM
My father has a ridiculous fear of flying as well. He's never even been on a plane. If it takes more than three hours to get there, my ass is flying. He and my stepmother just got back from a two week trip cross country. I'm sure it was HER that needed that xanax. I love my father very much but if I were to drive cross country with him, one of us would be dead by the time we reached the other side of ohio.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.