Get ready to be Kennytized

[Kenny Powers]

Hairy suspects that Kenny may remain a virgin for a very long time.

I understand most of you are not quite comfortable or simply don't know how to communicate with celebrities.

Not so, Kenny. Hairy met the Octomom at Baby'sRUs once and used to be friends with Linda Blair when she had her head screwed on right. I understand your rap. Really.

Octomom. ouch. Kenny wouldn't fuck that with his worse enemy's dick. What a fucking mess that thing is. Bitch belongs in a zoo.

Ok, Kenny now is going to go to read some more on the Luka Magnotta case. He can only hope his posting style is not misinterpreted in more "serious" threads, but He thinks having some sort of "different" online personality is better than to have none at all. Kenny believes it just makes for a more entertaining experience for other forum members, and Kenny is obviously never wrong.

Much like Da Vinci, Ghandi and LeBron, we are all too far ahead of our time and only fully appreciated when looking from retrospection.