octo-sow going on welfare?

[Kenny Powers]

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to answer the phone. LeBron has been calling all morning to tell Kenny all about last night. Kid is so excited... Summer camp with Kenny last off season really worked well for him.

Kenny's new friend, Midwest Spy, is not smiling about LeBron's victory celebration today. MS bet on the Thunder over the Heat in 5. Too bad MS didn't know Kenny earlier; he could have benefitted from Kenny's in-the-know consultation and snagged that huge $320 payoff.

Big fish can only feed from small fish. Small fish is very necessary. Being small fish sucks ass, and Kenny knows because Kenny feeds on small fish.

Kenny does not have friends. Only admirers. Kenny's massive junk in his front area is his only true friend and companion. They care one for another.