Intro of the newbie

[Midwest Spy]

Hey Blueraven- My guess is you're a chick. Please don't be a suburban hausfrau, however. Those are frowned upon here (just look at how beaten down Username is everyday)

You'll go a LONG way around here by divulging the secrets of your body, specifically, how nice, round and full your breasts are (or posting a topless pic).

I apologize in advance for the lack of testosterone in this forum.

Do some pushups and maybe you can contribute a little, wimpy.

I'm pacing myself, Ma.

You should try it sometime.

Otherwise your holster will be all of of bullets when you really need 'em.