*4th of July!*

[pspence]

Probably not gonna do much for the fourth, don't have the boy over, I'm working early the next day and I don't much like crowds. I prefer peace and quiet and a certain amount of space, and most celebrations are the exact opposite of that.

You have to do something. Who does nothing? That's kinda sad.

You are going to die alone if you don't change your attitude. How can you not at least have a cheeseburger or burnt hotdog off the grill? I have to trade holidays, too. No kid holidays are adult time. Maybe take your girlfriend down to the gas station and blow her back up...

Well I had plans for about a day with my imaginary girlfriend, she had some nonkid time snd we were gonna float around her pool and drink adult beverages. But now I got pulled into some brotherly duty stuff and gotta go rescue my baby bro from some crumbling domestic affairs. Completely hijacked my evening. Sigh. Things we do to maintain order in la familia...

You're a good bro...that's what family does