The Donovan and Sally thread

[sally]

Sally's only adventure between loads of laundry is to go online and fool with strange men she thinks might be a little dangerous, but dangerous in that safe poser-friendly way. It makes her woman-parts throb harder during that every-morning session with the handheld shower massage.

At least I do the laundry, Donovan. The reason your ex wife never did it is because she was constantly laid up with two black eyes and a fractured rib.

And what exactly do you do that's so adventurous other than go to Asian massage parlors and bond your retarded brother out of jail?