FEMALE MOCKERS

[Cracker]

Again, you are all about me arn't you?

I do what I have to do to support my family. And I happen to like my job. Imagine if we were all too good like you to work in an office.

Yes, I'm all about you. You are the reason I live and breathe, the reason I wake and the reason I smile when I slumber. You are the reason the sun sets and the tides swell. Yes, you are the reason.

I'm too good to work in an office. Actually, I'm too bad to work in an office. I'm a smartass and I don't like doing other peoples (does that get an apostrophe? I always forget) dirty work and I don't like watching chair-cows graze on Hershey's minis and rice cakes.

But you make the office world go 'round.