The Riotgear and Aussiefriend thread

[Riotgear]

Between this^and the holding farts all night I think you've released the last of the Secrets of Men.

I really didn't know anyone else did that.

All we really need is a sort of mini tuba looking thing that drains into the bowl. I could probably hand hammer one out of brass sheet, solder the seams, give er a polish and we're in business.

Now, what to call it...