Ma

[Midwest Spy]

If it is a persona at least it's a likable one. There's been some real assholes come through Mock.

I feel like I'm an asshole sometimes. With compassion, however.

I've been that way since early childhood. I've never done well with stupid people.

On the athletic field, I was the star and would not put up with my teammates ineptitude. Wasn't good. I learned though.

In the old days (think Springsteen's 'Glory Days') I'd have my buddies ex-girlfriends basically throw themselves at me after they'd broken up.

I was also the one who simply got by (on talent alone) and never really applied myself. Sad.

But, I've always cared, and have a super-sensitive side.

Duchess, you and I (more you than me) don't get along very well. I thought a bit of background about me may help you tolerate me a little more.

This is actually why I like you, MS. You are "that guy" in some ways, you know it, and you generally don't try to hide it.

It's also why I truly liked your Uncle Rio avatar - my favorite character from "Napolean Dynamite". I love that movie. My friends all hate it and find nothing funny about it. Fuck em; it cracks me up every single time I see it on cable and can't turn past it.

Pedro for President!

I may have to bring Uncle Rico's pic back (everyone else said he was super ugly) to make you and me happy.

Thanks for the compliments!!

By the way, what's your sign?