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[Midwest Spy]

That was really gay, OBK.

Speaking of gay, I read a rumor that Kenny Chesney is gay.

Apparently he wouldn't lay the pipe with Renee Zelweiger (sp?), and that's why she had to end their brief marriage way back when.

Obviously, I'm not good at keeping up with current events.

Yeah, not so current. I think they were married 5 or more years ago for like a few months when those rumors started.

Hey, hope you had fun rolling on the river this weekend!

I'm not a huge Chesney fan, however, I do know a couple of his tunes.

Here I am shaking my head 5+ years too late. Talk about feeling stooopid.

Anyway, the river was great. It's frickin' blast furnance hot here again. Go check weather.com for Minneapolis' current conditions.

Spent 2+ hours literally floating in the river. Huge iron content. Opened my eyes ONCE, and it was very brown.

Why the hell do I find myself listening to Simon & Garfunkel over and over lately?